Sloane Ranger

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. But you can also miss a lot of shots you do take, if you take a lot of shots."
-Grace Helbig

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

(via tyleroakley)

brotips:

Except when they’re talking about stupid app games. Because they always sound stupid until you download it and then you quit your job to have more time to play it.
-Sketch
Posters

brotips:

Except when they’re talking about stupid app games. Because they always sound stupid until you download it and then you quit your job to have more time to play it.

-Sketch

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thebluthcompany:

Hidden Jokes Foreshadowing of Buster losing his hand

  • S1E18 - Michael appeared in the school play The Trial of Captain Hook. Later in the episode Fakin’ It from season 3, Lucille refers to Buster as “Captain Hook.”
  • S1E20 - “This party is going to be off the hook.”
  • S2E1 - When Lucille is watching the news, you can hear John Beard mentioning a surprise seal attack and then saying “meet one surprised bather, coming up.” The camera immediately moves to show Buster.
  • S2E3 - Buster arrives to Lupe’s house, sees the hand chair, and says “wow, i never thought I’d miss a hand so much.”
  • S2E6 - Buster is playing the claw machine and gets a toy seal. Later when he’s returning home, the narrator mentions that “Buster had gotten hooked playing” that game. 
  • S2E11 - Lucille, Oscar and Buster and in the beach, and when they’re talking, the seal is seen in the background. Later, George Sr. says about Buster “what if i never get a chance to reach out and touch that hand of his again?” And of course, the bench that shows “arm off.” 
  • S2E12 - When George Sr is at the car dealership, if you take a look at the inflatable doll/man in the back, you can see that it’s missing an arm. Also, when Gob is releasing the seal back into the wild, he says “you’re not going to be hand-fed anymore.”

(via lexiconoflife)